Tiktoker ‘Sued’ His Parents for Having Him Without His Permission

Prepare yourselves for a wild ride through the absurdity of social media. In a jaw-dropping turn of events, a New Jersey TikToker, known as “Kass Theaz,” recently revealed that she actually has kids. Yes, you heard that right! But hold on to your TikTok filters, because this story gets even more comical.

If you’re scratching your head, wondering why this is a big deal, let me fill you in. It all started when Kass made waves on the internet last year with a video claiming she should sue her parents for bringing her into this world without her consent. Little did we know, it was all just a hilarious joke. Well, at least according to Kass herself.

When questioned about the uproar her statement caused, Kass responded, “I thought it was obvious that I was joking. I mean, come on, people! This is the internet we’re talking about. People get worked up over anything these days. It just goes to show how little people research before reacting.” You have to admit, she has a point there.

Now, here’s where it gets truly sidesplitting. In a recent TikTok video, which has garnered over 2.2 million views, Kass sat in her car to set the record straight. She proudly revealed that she does, in fact, have children. But here’s the twist: she acquired them through the “ethical” route of adoption. Cue the collective confusion of her fans!

Kass’s deadpan delivery is what truly steals the show. She explains, “So my parents that I sued. They contributed to conceiving me, and my mother that raised me, she gave birth to me. And that’s why I sued them, because I did not consent to being here. I mean, who wants to grow up and get a job? Not me!” Oh, the sarcasm!

But wait, it gets better. Kass proceeds to suggest that expecting mothers should consult a psychic medium to ask their unborn child if they actually want to exist. Yes, you read that right. She’s encouraging unborn babies to have a say in their own existence, lest they sue their parents for dragging them into this chaotic world. Talk about preemptive litigation!

To clear up any lingering confusion, Kass points out that adopting kids is an entirely different ball game than giving birth to them. With a straight face, she explains, “It’s different when you adopt because it’s not my fault that they’re here. I’m just trying to be a good person and help them out. You know what I mean?” Oh, Kass, you never fail to keep us laughing!

Of course, this mind-boggling revelation left her followers in a state of utter bewilderment. Thousands of comments flooded in, with many failing to grasp the concept of Kass’s account being a satire. One user exclaimed, “Someone let you adopt?” while another responded with an exasperated “10,000,000 facepalms.” The confusion is palpable, my friends!

It seems like Kass Theaz has inadvertently stumbled upon a new form of online entertainment. She’s managed to blur the lines between reality and satire, leaving her audience in stitches or scratching their heads. Maybe she should consider a career as a comedian. After all, laughter is the best response to life’s absurdities.

So, the next time you’re scrolling through TikTok and stumble upon a mind-bending story, take a moment to appreciate the sheer ridiculousness of it all. And remember, when it comes to Kass Theaz, she may have “sued” her parents, but now she’s embracing


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